Ode to Sprite

How do I love Sprite? Let me count the ways:

One: So cold and sparkly sweet,

Two: A luscious morning treat

Three: I keep you on the bedside table

Fumbling for you when I'm able

You bring my nausea to an end

At midnight or at 8 a.m.

Four: When lunging for the door,

you keep me off the bathroom floor,

I gulp you and then gulp some more

and settle down again.

I could write this on and on,

but I've finished up my song,

I'll be needing you before long,

Sprite, a girl's best friend!