I could make a million bucks

If I could harness the antigravitational fields that cats put into their hair to make it float endlessly around the room, there's no limit to my future wealth. Ditto for the magnets they put in the hair that can detect color and attach themselves like superglue to my darkest clothing to show it off to its best advantage. If any of my smart physics friends want to take this up, I claim royalties.